ABOUT MBL

Mockery Baseball League is an ever expanding apparel line of satirical logos representing fictitous baseball teams from real cities. Lighten up and....play ball!

Wholesale inquiries can be made by emailing mockerybaseballleague@gmail.com

Midland Lab Rats

Representing the Lab Coat Mafia are the Midland Lab Rats. Poked, prodded, and exposed to things that probably shouldn’t be legal, baseball is the least dangerous thing they’ll face all day.

Mid-Michigan BureaucRats

The Mid-Michigan BureaucRats don’t just play the game, they wheel, deal, and somehow end up owning the ballpark by the 7th inning stretch.

Auburn CornStalkers

Schucked and ready for action are the Auburn CornStalkers. Lurking in the fields just outside town, they’re waiting patiently, because when the CornStalkers step up to the plate, the rest of the division is about to get harvested.

Frankenmuth Wackin' Wieners

Straight out of Frankenmuth come the Frankenmuth Wackin’ Wieners. Fueled by bratwurst and beer, their strategy is simple: wack it, run, and celebrate like it’s Oktoberfest.

Munger Spud Studs

Straight out of the potato fields come the Munger Spud Studs. Confident, cocky, and built like farm equipment, these guys step up to the plate ready to mash anything thrown their way.

SPORTYSVILLE SWINGIN' COCKS

The morally questionable spirit of Sporty’s Wing Shack & Smokehouse is alive and well in the Sportysville Swingin’ C*cks. They swing hard, talk trash, and just wait until you see their scoring celebration dance. It’s unforgettable.

LINWOOD PICKLED PICKLES

Representing the briny attitude of Linwood, Michigan are the Linwood Pickled Pickles. Sour, loud, and slightly fermented. Once these guys get rolling, the rest of the division is in a real pickle.

BAY CITY BRIDGE BANDITS

From a city where east does not always meet west, come the Bay City Bridge Bandits. Opponents are advised to keep a close eye on their signs, their bases, and any large pieces of infrastructure.

REED RECORDING STUDIO HIT MAKERS

Known for producing hits both on the diamond and in the studio. The Reed Recording Company Hit Makers are putting the entire league on notice that they not only make records, they set them!

RIDGE ROAD DIRT DWELLERS

Out on Ridge Road, something’s been stirring beneath the infield… and unfortunately, it made the Mockery Baseball League roster.
Built on grit, grime, and what medical professionals would describe as “concerning discoloration,” the Ridge Road Dirt Dwellers pride themselves on one thing: making every game feel like a low budget horror movie with a scoreboard.

FRANKENMUTH CHICKEN CHOKERS

Meet the Frankenmuth Chicken Chokers. Proudly representing the chicken dinner capital of Michigan. Where the portions are generous, the traditions are strong, and apparently, so is the grip.
When it comes to winning, they literally take matters into their own hands and sometimes it's messy.

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